I used to be so pretty.
A few days ago, my landlord asked me if I was losing hair.

Today, Antonia told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a picture of Warren Zevon that was on the homepage of Yahoo! Music… “not quite so drug-addicted, but in that direction.”
I think she meant it as a compliment, but that just casts sincere doubts on her taste in men. According to Wikipedia, he was dying of cancer at the time. I don’t particularly want to look like this picture.
I’m not sure if I should run out and shave, get an immediate haircut, and new glasses, or just be depressed about the whole thing.




Comments
Don’t be depressed! You’re still pretty. Like, totally!!1 And I say that in a completely manly and acknowledging way.
Hey, why does your picture up there say “Warren Zevon”?
Posted By: Carlo Zottmann 27. April 2007, 09:21